MaoDaMighty's audio Reviews on Newgrounds

[Kill Bill v Senator Dean]

KillBill: Great use of references. Fairly chill with a commanding/confident approach. Lyrical content was a step up. Flow was steady.
Senator John Dean: Delivery! Dynamic flow. Definitely skilled.

KillBill points for lyrics, style/character and presentation.
Senator John Dean points for direct shots, intensity and presence.

These "grudge matches" are a bit tough to decide; being that only one MC is given a response opportunity, the latter MC gets a noticeable advantage. Maybe 8 bar accapellas, to end it would be cool :D ?

But, I'd say KillBill for the win, his verse had better flow in the shot delivery; relevant progression in the combo. Senator hit with some harder hits but I thought his verse was more sporadic and the KillBill movie line was weak and forced. Fat Ass beats Butthead by a shoe string.

[Clab - Pigpen Vs Teqneek]

PiGPEN came in with some clever shots and classic PiGGy skills, Teqneek followed by flipping and using big words. PiG's response was something new from the PEN; liked the aggressive delivery. Teq flipped stuff again.

PiGPEN gets points for delivery, style and humour. Teqneek gets poins for flow and lyrics. I'm going with PiGPEN for the win; those his flow was a bit sloppy, I found his verses more entertaining on repeated listens, but I would've given PiGPEN the vote after listen 1. Teqneek has the technical skills of rap down, but I think he lacks the character and uniqueness that PiGPEN brings into the battle. Props to Mozez, the beat is sick! Great battle!

[CLAB - Jakobe vs Klazik]

Jakobe: A few general shots with some good personal stabs. The flow was steady, on point, but the delivery was a bit repetitive by 2nd verse. semi- Intermediate lyricism.
KlazikNadi: classic shots and naughty disses. Flow was dynamic, nice change ups. didn't hear jackoff fart , -1. a few repeats, -1.

Jakobe came in with some decent material, Klazik ran with stupid jack off. Jakobe didn't understand. Nadi played with someone's mom. Good battle.

Klazik to advance (decided by coin flip). points for lyrics and delivery.

[CLAB - tvJohnny vs Scuare]

the television got squared. johnny tried some stand up,then swag killed it.
Scuare did a rap battle, tvJohnny tried to rap. Scuare for the win. tvJohnny for king of swag.

[CLAB- Carefoot vs Gasmasq]

The uneven bar counts were extra special.
Carefoot napped in the first verse, then woke up in his second. Gas's outro was pretty basic, but it made the point.
Gasmasq wins for flow, audibility, and the "Oh you done..." " Damn, uh ok" between verses.

[CLAB - Chainsaw vs Mao]

Props to Chainsaw for the great battle; he really brought energy and flow to this. Twas a honour matching up with someone with talent and true skills, better then being matched against someone whack as shit. :)

Now to address everyone leaving reviews with barely 1 sentence:
At least give Chainsaw and I some rationale to why you voted that way. Not because I think you need to explain WHY he won over me, but because that's how we can improve for the future.

Best of luck to Chainsaw in the following rounds, I'll be cheering for ya! :D

Peace and love and all the shit.

[Letter To The Past]

Whoa, very perceptive lyrics... heheheh Qsik was pretty shitty, ER is better.
Nice work here.
Pop a pain pill?

ThisIsAnEmergency responds:

Haha thanks!

[Clab - Suddle Vs Xst@tyk]

Suddle wins. XST@TYK brought some decent skills into this, but that mic... Suddle's 2nd was impressive and quite creative, his shots were clever as shit, nice work.

[CLAB - Teqneek vs Lil C]

Im gonna give this one to Lil C just because he apparently freestyled that thing in after Teqneek's decent verse.

Teqneek killed this. Destroyed. But Lil C gets my vote for the laughs he provided.

[The White Girl Love Song]

Dope content dude. Great message. Looking forward to hearing more from ya.

Im bit disappointed though... I was hoping you were Mike Judge :D

Poniiboi responds:

Dude, I still might be. This isn't my real voice either. I'm totally fakin this whole track.